The USA Presidential Election From A British Perspective

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by Neil Bamforth

So, the USA will elect either an oddly orange looking type of chap who has been quite divisive in his first term, to put it mildly, or a seemingly very old and doddery chap, who also seems to forget people’s names, (calling Trump ‘George’ on one amusing occasion), and requires assistance to climb onto a podium.

It is looking very much like the doddery old chap, Joe Biden, who, in some quarters, appears to be known as ‘Sleepy Joe’, is almost on the victory podium.

Well, he will be assuming somebody can help him onto it.

Speaking to lots of friends in Blighty, personally or via social media, it has to be said, we seem to be finding the Presidential election, or at least the part of it stated above, rather amusing really.

An orange looking buffoon or an escapee from old peoples home. It almost makes our choice of Boris ‘BoJo’ Johnson for Prime Minister an entirely sane one. Almost.

There does appear to be the potential for some rather serious ‘issues’ with this election though.

I for one, genuinely hope that there has been very little ‘voter fraud’ related to postal voting. Frankly, if there has been, and on the massive scale required to ‘swing’ the outcome, it would all but finish American democracy which would be a terrible thing for many outside of the USA, let alone those within.

It is extremely unlikely, to say the least, that such a thing was even remotely possible, despite Trump’s insistence to the contrary.

I say ‘very little’ as there will have been some somewhere. You can all but guarantee it. Postal voting and voter fraud do go hand in hand – hence most European countries either avoiding it like the plague or, at least, minimizing it as much as possible.

France banned postal voting in 1975 after a massive fraud in Corsica, where postal ballots were stolen or bought and voters cast multiple votes. Mail-in ballots were used to vote for dead people.

Here in the UK, which allows postal voting, in 2004, six Labour Party councilors in Birmingham won office in what a judge later described as “A massive, systematic and organized postal fraud campaign”. Even more alarmingly, it was carried out with the consent of the local Labour Party. At least 40,000 fraudulent votes were cast in this incident.

In 1991, Mexico insisted on voter IDs in order to vote. The former ruling party – The Institutional Revolutionary Party – had long used fraud and even intimidation to win elections.

So. The USA. The accusations of voter fraud.

That is all they are at the moment, and let us hope they remain accusations.

Of course, there will have been some, shall we say, anomalies. Postal voting is far too wide open for there not to be.

However, a few hundred, or even a few thousand extra votes, here or there shouldn’t have been remotely sufficient to ‘fix’ the result in Biden’s favor.

That being the most hopeful outcome, the dust will settle and the USA can move on with its new, if slightly alarmingly doddery, President.

Besides, who can forget ‘old’ Ronnie Reagan calling Princess Diana ‘David’? He carried on being a President much respected around most of the world. Who is to say ‘Sleepy Joe’ might not become just as well respected?

Of course, it isn’t over until ‘the fat lady sings’ and, as I type, albeit she may be warming up her vocal cords, the line still has to be formerly crossed.

I would say, above all else, most Brits are hoping very much that all this ‘postal voter fraud’ business proves as unfounded as, frankly, we all expect it to.

I’m unsure even God, or the deity of your choice could help the USA in the highly unlikely eventuality such a thing does come and bite ‘Sleepy Joe’ in the backside.

Here’s hoping Trump’s insistence it is true is no more than fake news. Now that would be a form of karma would it not?

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Neil Bamforth

I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Kronenburg beer and milk - sometimes in the same glass. I have a wife, daughter, 9 cats and I like toast.
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Neil Bamforth
3 years ago

Mike…. Touché on the knees 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply to  Neil Bamforth
3 years ago

Thank you.

Neil Bamforth
3 years ago

How odd chaps and chapesses…

An article clearly not supporting Trump, with a bit of gentle mickey taking out of Biden.

An article stating postal voter fraud, remotely on the scale needed to swing an election, is all but impossible…. Indeed, the hope expressed that any postal fraud is minimal, yet it’s a ‘Trump post’?

Most peculiar responses indeed…

Love Puzzled of Britain x

jess
3 years ago

Aw fuck right off with that right wing bullshit about “sleepy Joe” That was entirely tRum;p’s doing calling him that. I want to see where Joe has needed help versus all the film we have of tRump needing assistance to climb stairs or walk down ramps and drink water. There has not now or ever been a huge error with voting by mail or CA. Oregon and Washington would have issues. Hint, we do not. Again a right wing manufactured problem, like democrats and their eating babies cabal. Also have you seen what passes for a president right now, anyone doddery should be tRump with all the things he whines and moans about from years ago, like he is stuck in som time loop

Holte Ender
3 years ago

The author ought to work for Fox News, the presenters and analysts of Trump’s favorite TV channel have a similar attitude.

If they come calling, you really should consider signing up. The pay is good, no qualifications necessary.

Reply to  Holte Ender
3 years ago

You know you make a good point. After all, I’ve heard Neil on the radio and he’s pretty good. I think he would be an asset to Fox News. Hear that old bean?

jess
Reply to  Holte Ender
3 years ago

Nah mang. He would have to transition to being a woman with the long legs and big tits and color his hair blond. I do not see our Neil here doing any of that.

3 years ago

I agree with Bill. That being said I don’t agree with the author and suspect he’s a British version of a Trumper because his rhetoric re: Joe Biden is very similar to that used by our Trumpers. Mr Biden has never had to have anyone help him walk. Mr. Biden jogs several miles a day and works out regularly. He’s a kind, compassionate man who is in much better health than men much younger than him. As to Trump’s term ‘sleepy Joe’ nothing could be further from the truth and the fact that he was on the grueling campaign trail for two years belies the moniker of Sleepy Joe. Finally, old bean, Joe has his own knees.

Bill Formby
3 years ago

Neil, I have serious doubts that there has been any voter fraud, much less enough to actually sway the presidential election in the USA. Trump started whining about voter fraud last election even though he won the Electoral College votes, which are the ones that count, but was soundly whipped in the popular vote category. He complained about that for four years because he knew he would lose this one as well. Donald Trump lives in a world that he creates and not one that actually exists. He has managed to do everything possible to ensure his re-election, legal or not. That is why he and Mitch McConnell rushed through the appointments of the Supreme Court. He is already screaming that he wants the court involved but there is no legal issue that has been raised yet for the court to review. He is so stupid that he does not realize how complex it would be to rig a presidential election in enough states to win the election and get away with it.

jess
Reply to  Bill Formby
3 years ago

We here in the land of fruits and nuts haven’t even counted all the votes so Joe is going to have way more votes on the popular side of things. One thing I thought about. He probably thinks all those people in the streets ere there for him. AYUP gooper, we are so fucking glad to see you go soe of us parked a mile and a half away and walked to the happy people meeting place in the city to dance with joy.

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