Justice: Florida Burglar With Extensive Record Killed By Falling Window
Talk about bad luck! In southwest Florida, a hapless burglar was killed mid-crime by a falling window that he forced open, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Police say 32-year-old Jonathan Hernandez died when the window of a Lehigh Acres home he was breaking into fell on his neck as he climbed through it, pinning and strangling him.
The home’s property manager provided the newspaper with a photo of Hernandez’s body caught in the window frame, which was about 5.5 feet off the ground.
Deputies say he was dead when they arrived at the scene. Friends say Hernandez wasn’t a “bad guy” and they don’t believe police are telling the full story, though Hernandez has an extensive arrest record and was involved in a 2014 murder case, according to the sheriff’s office.
His fiancée, no doubt a real beauty, says that when she saw the house where Hernandez died, she knew something was up. “Soon as I got there I’m like, there’s no way. This isn’t what happened,” Patricia Duarte tells NBC 2. (Read more Florida stories.)
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He didn’t do it! He was FRAMED! WINDOW framed that is… ba dum bum TSH!
[…] MadMikesAmerica brings us a non-COVID tragedy as a burglar in Florida comes down with a fatal case of window pane. […]
A non-COVID tragedy.
He came down with a bad case of window.
Just look at that innocent face. Yeah, something ain’t right. I think it’s him.
No facts are on my side and I don’t have any anyway – BUT I just know it can’t be true. It’s the Trumper’s theme song.
I want some of those windows!
LOL! Me too. Better than an alarm system.
No surprise we have Florida man to make fun of. Way too easy.
It was easy 🙂