Matt ‘Howdy Doody’ Gaetz Blames FBI For His Many Troubles

Matt Gaetz, the Trumpiest congressman, who, it is rumored has been very intimate with the former president , if ya know what I mean.

Montana Governor—We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Masks—Has COVID-19

Greg Gianforte, the Montana governor, decided this whole virus thing was just a Democratic plot to overthrow the government.