Montana Governor—We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Masks—Has COVID-19
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Greg Gianforte, the Montana governor, decided this whole virus thing was just a Democratic plot to overthrow the government and put Bernie Sanders in charge.
As is typical of most Republicans the governor didn’t believe the scientists, because he knew they were all Leftists and members of the Deep State.
A good Christian, Governor Gianforte went to church on Easter Sunday, maskless of course, because he was confident Jesus would protect him from any threats posed by the Coronavirus which, everyone knew, was hatched in a lab in China, and disseminated by Democrats.
The 59-year-old Republican was actually Pfizer-vaccinated last Thursday, but full immunity wouldn’t kick in until after the second dose. Now the governor had probably read that somewhere but he didn’t believe in any of this virus stuff anyway and was only vaccinated because Jesus said he should.
The Billings Gazette, published in, well, Billings, tells us that the ‘gov’ started feeling poorly on Sunday after church, and he tested positive for Covid on Monday. He now has to quarantine for 10 days so he doesn’t infect any innocent people, or even fellow Republicans, with the fake deep state virus.
No one is really sure how he contracted the virus but it turns out six members of the state legislature have tested positive since the beginning of the year, but hey, Montanans don’t need no stinkin’ masks.
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That’s a fact although I’ve been wishing! Love it.
They say you shouldn’t wish harm to anyone…..so good he’s harmed without my wishing..
You can’t fix stupid. Does he really believe that somehow the American Democratic Party convinced the whole world to pretend that they are struggling with a pandemic of Covid and more than two million deaths? Even our enemies are going along with it. Those wide-open spaces in Montana can only be in his head. That belief alone should be enough to get him recalled.
“Those wide-open spaces in Montana can only be in his head.” LOL!
It’s easy to understand how the good governor confused being protected by the cross would protect him from Covid. Science proves that nobody sporting a cross or attending church has ever been attacked by a vampire. I see how good Christians could make the connection that sporting a cross and making a public show of faith would protect us from anything. If nothing else it makes sure like minded deluded fools vote for us anyway.
LOL LOL. I love it 🙂 Praise Jeebs!