What Joe Biden Should Tell the Reluctant Caucus

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About the only thing Ronald Reagan said that had any value, to Republicans anyway was “never speak ill of another Republican.”

Since the coming out of the idiot Sarah Palin we republicans now hate Reagan so his eleventh commandment has been repealed along with a bunch of the commandments Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai 3,000 years ago.

Apparently, it doesn’t mean much to Democrats anymore either in regards to each other.

Poor President Biden is trying hard to get a budget and infrastructure bill passed. Sadly for Joe, the bills are being torpedoed more by members of his own party. Why settle for seven or 800 billion when a trillion sounds so much better.

I like Joe Manchin as much as the next guy but dude, could you answer a question rather than just demanding less? Enjoy your time in the spotlight.

Sinema of Arizona is an idiot. She’s under the impression that she won her Senate seat because of her conservative beliefs or some such nonsense. She won because she wasn’t a Republican. Acting like one isn’t going to get her reelected.

Members of “The Squad” I guess they still call themselves that, demand more spending on their stuff. They spew crap at President Biden all the time.

Bad enough Joe has to deal with McConnell and his band of idiots. People on his own side are doing their best to screw him over.
My sense of patriotism calls me to do what Joe can’t: that’s tell all these kooks that should be working together with Joe to get the best deal we can get for America to fuck off.

Party discipline is the bedrock of the Republican party. It makes our minority more powerful than the majority. Sure, Cheney and Kinzinger aren’t the ass kiss Trump clique but that’s only two out of two hundred. We Republicans simply say that’s us being bipartisan. But other than impeaching Trump, they are obedient. We’re still going to primary their traitorous butts out of office though. And we won’t lose their seats to Democrats either.

What we like even more is how we’re going to win back Sinema’s seat because Arizona will have gotten over Trump fatigue and we’ll put a real Republican we can trust to obey back in office. When the time is right Manchen will switch parties for us. He matters now. When McConnell is majority leader he’ll come around so he can be a committee chairman or get a nicer office.

The way things are stacked up it looks like a pretty good bet that Republicans will take back both Houses in 2022. And it will be due to the deluded ignorance of left-wing whether we win or not people like Congresswomen Tlaib and Omar. President Biden will look back at these times and wish he’d have told them to fuck off.

The generals are another case in point. Some of them testified before Congress and said they would have kept 2,500 troops in Afghanistan. These guys needed to be told to fuck off maybe even more than the far-left Democrats threatening to screw things up in Congress.

The correct thing to do if asked is to say I carried out the orders of the Commander in Chief to the best of my ability. You don’t second guess or try to make yourself look good at the expense of your commander. Decorum prevents Bien from telling these guys to fuck off. We don’t worry about that nonsense at MadMike’s America so I will tell them to fuck off.

And just for good measure, Tucker Carlson can fuck off too.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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2 years ago

I can no longer bring myself to watch the news. The Dems are true to form, eating their young, and divided, as always. No wonder the Republicans win so much. These idiot moderates/progressives will succeed in bringing down the party opening up the door to a massive Republican win in 2024.

jess
2 years ago

Me myself and I are proud of our very liberal leanings. No way the goopers get the majority, given the morons they are getting behind. Oh and also too the amount of goopers dying of COVID unecesserily.

jess
Reply to  jess
2 years ago

Replying to myself because see lame excuse. Dammit I spelled unnecessarily wrong. Never got to say jus saying at the end also too you betcha.

Glenn R Geist
Reply to  jess
2 years ago

Oh, I’m not sure it isn’t necessary. Darwin and all that. . . I’m also not sure the word ‘Liberal’ really means anything any more, or at least that there more than a handful left, hiding in attics like Ann Frank. Radical sheik and greedy sellouts and batshit commies and science haters are what’s left.

Glenn R Geist
2 years ago

The Book of Revelation may be nonsense, but an apocalypse of some sort is at hand and not only is everyone at war with everyone else, but with reality itself. Hoping Trump and his tribe will go to jail, but that. of course, wouldn’t change anything and might just hasten the collapse of civilization. When large parts of the planet become less habitable, world war III can’t be far off and a real world war it will be.

Bill Formby
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
2 years ago

I am taking my daughter’s advice and saying fuck to the whole damn mess. America, you voted for and put a bunch of clowns in office a few years ago because you wanted a damned circus. Well, you got it. Clowns, fools and court jesters. “Don’t worry, be happy”.

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