Bad Jesus, Lindsey Graham, and the Pink Dress

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Senator Lindsey Olin Graham, a lifelong bachelor and fervent denier of being gay, has kept his romantic life shrouded in secrecy. There were whispers of relationships, like with flight attendant Sylvia, but no wedding bells ever chimed.

Of course, being gay or even trans wouldn’t be an issue if not for his stance as a moderate opponent of LGBTQ rights. It’s an intriguing dance of contradiction, much like the tango between politicians and their interpretations of Bad Jesus versus Good Jesus.

Speaking of contradictions, our dear senator isn’t exactly the poster boy for religious devotion, yet he doesn’t hesitate to question the piety of his opponents. Attending church thrice yearly might be his way of catching up with Bad Jesus, who loves the irony.

Recently I read an article about the curious case of Lindsey being seen in a pink dress. While a man in a dress shouldn’t raise eyebrows, it’s a wonder if Lindsey, the Republican, would be so accepting of others who dare to defy societal norms. One can only speculate.

But perhaps the most enigmatic part of Lindsey’s life is his bromance with Donald Trump. Their camaraderie, filled with golf, dining, and likely mutual disdain, is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. It’s hard to imagine Trump being okay with Lindsey’s sartorial choices, but we’ll never truly know what goes on behind closed doors.

In the meantime, while we don’t care if he’s gay, trans, or wears a dress, it’s a given he, like his best friend Donald, has a tiny penis. We don’t care about that either, but…

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