Democrats, It’s Not About Kavanaugh It’s About Merrick Garland
“So true.” The Teevee President went to N. Carolina to look at smashed houses and drowned Pick’em-ups. So when it came time to 4th-grade read his pre-prepared speech, he stumbled upon a sentence with which he was in total agreement.
Trump in Montana: Why the ‘Plaid-Shirt Guy’ Got the Boot
Trumpers are told if they want to stand behind Trump on teevee, they have to “appear enthusiastic.” If they fail to do that they get kicked out.
Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and When a Myth is Not a Myth
Remember Fourth Grade? We were told the myth that “Honest Abe,” walked six miles in the snow to return some lost change to a customer in his store.
When My Dog Is Smarter Than a Republican
When Obama was President, the Right spent 8-years telling us he was coming after their Second Amendment rights. He never did.
It Pains Me To Say It But Steve Bannon Was Right
Many of you may recall that I was against Trump’s stupid fuckin’ parade, back when he first spat the idea out of his memory hole.
Omarosa: From One Lying Sociopathic Criminal To Another…
I got my “Audible” copy of Omarosa’s book. So far, it’s all about growing up while Black. I’m only interested in the parts about Trump throwing piss-fits.
On Donald Trump, Bitco David Tells It Like It Is
McTurdle has already won. He used Trump to get Gorsuck. Whatever cycloptic Mongoloid they install to replace Kennedy……
Was the Big Bang Really Such A Good Idea?
Five billion years ago, two neutrons bombard a carbon atom. Five million years ago, two chimps figure out how to brain the other chimps with a femur bone.
Trump Pays Homage To Yesterday’s Enemy
The General says, “What kind of salute is that, soldier? What’s your major malfunction? Suck in that gut! You’re out of uniform. Your shoes aren’t shined. You’re a disgrace to this man’s army.”
Is MSNBC’s Stephanie Rule Really An Angry MAGAist Screaming Lock Her Up?
Hey, Stephanie Ruhle. I gotta question: before you were the most trusted face in journalism, you were a Wall Street shark. You made a fortune on Payday Loans, Micro-trades, Junk Bonds, and Penny Stocks. Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in “The Wolf of Wall Street” – that was you!
Now Here’s A Brief Word From God
Hi Y’all. It’s me. God. Remember Saddam and Gamora? All the fires and pillars of salt? Well, I did that to remind y’all that I don’t like bad shit. Now, the Noah thing? Alright. So, I overreacted a bit. Hey, I’ve been in therapy for 6000 years. Cut a dude some slack, will ya?
Blumenthal vs Trump: Will the Democrats Please Rise?
Richard Blumenthal sues Donald Trump for Emoluments violations. Here’s a transcript of that trial: Judge Roy “Tex” Hangemhigh, McTurdle Courts Inc: “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the trial. This week’s trial is brought to you by Fox News. Further funding by a generous grant from the National Rifle Association.
Stop Being Conned By the Regressive Right
Stripping a man of his constitutionally ordained duty so you can put an anti-abortionist in the Supreme Court is pretty rude. Calling a man’s children “apes,” and “Monkeys” is pretty rude. Calling his wife an “ape in heels” is worse than just rude. Eight years of lying about a man’s birthplace is rude.
No Way Trump Won the Korean War
by David P. Greenberg OK, look. Trump didn't win the Korean War. While that historic meeting at the DMZ was taking place - between the...