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Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!

Impeach or Not to Impeach—That Is the Question

I dunno about you, but I'm pretty much getting tired of the whole impeachment discussion. I mean, let's get serious- it's probably never going to happen.…

Being Pro-choice Is Not Pro-abortion

A friend of mine once declared: "I am pro-life. I believe that every child has the right to be born. But that is a choice I would only make for…

Have A ‘PSYCHO-tic’ Mother’s Day

It all begins with me, though in this tale, I'm at the tender age of five years old. At this point in my life, I was still bright-eyed, bushy-tailed.…

Love, Loss, Lawsuits, and Jerry Springer

I used to love The Jerry Springer show. I know that isn’t something most people would admit to, but I figure that if there are people willing to admit.…

A Long Way Down—A Short Story

My name is Tom Cochran. I’m a captain in the United States Air Force and an astronaut. This is the happiest day of my life.…

Donald Trump, Twitter, and Transparency

This week, God-Emperor Shitgibbon summoned Twitter CEO and spineless jellyfish Jack Dorsey to bend the knee, and plant his lips on the royal butt-cheek.…

When Rape Is Not a Joke

George Carlin famously said that you can joke about anything, including sensitive subjects such as rape. It just depends on the context of the joke. …

Please Don’t Die On Me—A Short Story

Michael was exhausted from his flight home. Ten hours in coach, flying back from Europe was like being sealed in an iron maiden without the spikes. …

In One Second- A Short Story

Everything was black, although it felt like the world was spinning. I want to open my eyes, but it feels as if my lids have gone from being made of…

A Quick Word About ‘Creepy’ Joe Biden

In the 1983 film, D.C. CAB, comedian Paul Rodriguez had a tagline that still resonates today- “It’s tough to be a man, baby!”…

Looking Beyond the Mueller Report

So, the much-anticipated Mueller report was finally released last Friday, and it wasn't quite the explosion everyone was anticipating. …

Donald Trump: Picking a Fight With A Dead Guy

Donald Trump is an idiot. I say that in almost every article I write to the point that I’m beginning to think I should begin all my correspondence with it.…

Donald Trump: More Coward Than Bully

Donald Trump is a coward in every sense of the word, not that I'm telling you anything new. He likes to come off like he's the top cock of the…

Gun Violence: Love Is Stronger Than Death

I loathe guns, not that I’ve made a huge secret of that fact. I have written tons of articles here on MMA on my feelings about the subject. …

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