Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
Book Review: George R.R. Martin’s ‘Fire and Blood’
When I read some of the early reviews of FIRE & BLOOD, they were mostly people bitching about why Martin is wasting his time with this book.…
Dear Military: Donald Trump Doesn’t Like You Very Much
've been a pacifist. I abhor guns, and I fight my battles with words, not violence. In all honesty, I don't have a lot of love for the military.…
Understanding the Weight of Words
In the days since the midterms and the Tree of Life shooting, I've been doing a lot of thinking about how what people say and the effect their words have.…
Election Day 2018: A Vote To Save Yourselves
You should know that I wasn't serious when I told you NOT to vote in the midterm elections. I mean, come on, that alone should have been your first clue!…
My Heartfelt Condolences to the Tree of Life Family
As most of my longtime readers know, I am anti-gun. I've written more than a few articles on how I feel towards gun laws, the NRA, and gun nuts, and…
Election 2018: An Open Letter to Millennials
Since the millennial generation is notorious for having such a short attention span, let me sum up this letter in two words.…
The Marvelous Mystery of Charley the Dog
I often look at my dog Charley and wonder what his life was like before I adopted him. I only know what his foster family told me.…
Evangelicals and the Virtue of Sluttiness
I’m not very religious. In fact, the last few times I stepped into a church, I’m amazed that I didn't burst into flames, but it's not like I don't believe.…
Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But A Gun Will Surely Kill You
To be honest, I don't have a high opinion of conservatives. They're either nonsensical, hypocritical, delusional, or just plain dumb. …
It’s Tough to be a Man in the Age of #MeToo, Baby!
At one point, this cute girl I know walked past my desk and like an idiot, I thought it would be funny to slap her in the ass as she…
Reviewing Bob Woodward’s “Fear: Trump in the White House”
I guess it’s no surprise that Donald J. Trump, is a flat-out moron. Most of us knew going in that his Presidency would be a shit-show.…
On Relationships: It’s A Question of Settling
I usually don't make a habit of writing about relationships but this commentary has been burning in me so I thought this might be a good time.…
Donald Trump and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Week
The Tangerine Twit has had a pretty bad week, all things considered. The latest polls have him at 60% disapproval, meaning most Americans hate his guts.…
Charley the Dog-Food Connoisseur
Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins of man. I really don't think it applies to animals, though it should. Especially to my doggie, Charley. …
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