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Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!

A Word About Voter Suppression

Everyone keeps telling me how important the 2020 election is and how vital it is to get Trump out of office. To which I answer, “Duh!”…

Donald Trump and the Town Hall of Doom

In Donald Trump's imaginary world, Barack Obama is the monster in the closet and his mortal enemy, which makes Joe Biden a close second.…

The Absolute Reality of Voting in the 2020 Election

Well, I did it. I voted today. But I gotta tell you, that damned ballot envelope never felt as heavy as it did before I opened it.…

Donald Trump: Instant Karma Is Gonna Get You

My article this week was originally going to be about that shitshow of a Presidential debate, but as usual, Trump screwed up all my plans.…

I Remember My Childhood, I Just Don’t Remember You

My cousin Glenn is getting married today, and the happiest day of his life is making mine miserable. I never imagined that someone else’s wedding would cause my life to…

A Bad Case of Trump Derangement Syndrome

The last three years with Donald Trump as President have been a miserable experience. 2020 isn’t even over yet.…

Donald Trump vs. the Coronavirus: Nothing to See Here

I feel like most of America in that we're tired of Donald Trump. The last four years of his reign has felt like an endless airing of grievances.…

Trump Coronafest 2020: Just Like Jonestown, Only Stupider

Harry Truman once said of the Presidency, "The buck stops here!" That's a sharp contrast to our current President, Donald J. Trump.…

White Rage Against the Machine

I used to hate the band Rage Against the Machine, because my brother used to constantly play the opening guitar riff of “People of the Sun.”…

The Many Masks of Donald Trump

Since the outbreak, the United States now leads the world with 1.5 million people infected and over 70,000 dead. It looks like we're finally number one.…

Let’s Talk About the Coronavirus Conundrum

On Friday, a crowd of people gathered for one of those ridiculous 'liberate California!' rallies protesting the lockdown and the closure of our beaches. …

Trump Supporters: Dying To Get Together

A grouping of crows is called a murder, a group of lions is called a pride. What would you call a gathering of Trump supporters?…

This Is Not An Article About Donald Trump

Despite everything going on right now, this isn't going to be a rant about Donald Trump. Sure, he's a bite in the ass and a dullard.…

The Truth About Getting Naked Photos of Donald Trump

I usually don't make a habit of defending Republicans, but this time, I feel like I must. As a liberal, I believe in truth and transparency.…

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