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Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!

Please Stop Calling Donald Trump An A$$hole

I have a simple request to ask of my fans, friends, and family. It's not even a request, really, I'm actually pleading with all of you.…

Alex Jones and the Myth of Crisis Acting

Like a lot of other people, I got sick to my stomach when I heard about the shooting massacre at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. …

Did God Really Ordain Donald Trump President?

I really hate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She makes me miss Sean Spicer, if that's possible. Hell, I'd take the Mooch over her any frickin’ day of the week!…

Basking In Ignorance In the Age of Information

My father had a saying, “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” It was something he came up with after cops beat Rodney King.…

America Isn’t Number One Anymore

Heavy sigh! One day—I just want one damn day where I don't have to hear Donald Trump’s name or the latest stupid thing he's done. …

Looking Back At The Bobbitts 25 Years Later

I was watching 20/20 and they were covering the 25th anniversary of the night John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut off by his then wife, Lorena…

Trump’s Wall: A Monument To Bigotry and Hate

I thought to build a border wall was the stupidest idea I'd ever heard- right up there with the idea of Trump being the President.…

Charley the Dog-Food Connoisseur

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins of man. I really don't think it applies to animals, though it should. Especially to my doggie, Charley. …

Book Review: George R.R. Martin’s ‘Fire and Blood’

When I read some of the early reviews of FIRE & BLOOD, they were mostly people bitching about why Martin is wasting his time with this book.…

Dear Military: Donald Trump Doesn’t Like You Very Much

've been a pacifist. I abhor guns, and I fight my battles with words, not violence. In all honesty, I don't have a lot of love for the military.…

Understanding the Weight of Words

In the days since the midterms and the Tree of Life shooting, I've been doing a lot of thinking about how what people say and the effect their words have.…

Election Day 2018: A Vote To Save Yourselves

You should know that I wasn't serious when I told you NOT to vote in the midterm elections. I mean, come on, that alone should have been your first clue!…

My Heartfelt Condolences to the Tree of Life Family

As most of my longtime readers know, I am anti-gun. I've written more than a few articles on how I feel towards gun laws, the NRA, and gun nuts, and…

Election 2018: An Open Letter to Millennials

Since the millennial generation is notorious for having such a short attention span, let me sum up this letter in two words.…

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