Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
In One Second- A Short Story
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A Quick Word About ‘Creepy’ Joe Biden
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Looking Beyond the Mueller Report
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Donald Trump: Picking a Fight With A Dead Guy
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Donald Trump: More Coward Than Bully
Donald Trump is a coward in every sense of the word, not that I'm telling you anything new. He likes to come off like he's the top cock of the…
Gun Violence: Love Is Stronger Than Death
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Donald Trump And The Warmbier Paradox
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A Word Of Advice to the Berners
When I heard that Bernie Sanders decided to throw his hat in the ring as a contender for the Democratic nomination for president I wasn't happy.…
Please Stop Calling Donald Trump An A$$hole
I have a simple request to ask of my fans, friends, and family. It's not even a request, really, I'm actually pleading with all of you.…
Alex Jones and the Myth of Crisis Acting
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Did God Really Ordain Donald Trump President?
I really hate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She makes me miss Sean Spicer, if that's possible. Hell, I'd take the Mooch over her any frickin’ day of the week!…
Basking In Ignorance In the Age of Information
My father had a saying, “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” It was something he came up with after cops beat Rodney King.…
America Isn’t Number One Anymore
Heavy sigh! One day—I just want one damn day where I don't have to hear Donald Trump’s name or the latest stupid thing he's done. …
Please Don’t Die On Me—A Short Story
Michael was exhausted from his flight home. Ten hours in coach, flying back from Europe was like being sealed in an iron maiden without the spikes. …
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