The Ransom Note—a Trump Parody, Part One
President Trump, face frozen in rage, shouted, “Is this some kind of sick joke?! When did this note come in and why wasn’t I notified immediately?!”
Impeach or Not to Impeach—That Is the Question
I dunno about you, but I’m pretty much getting tired of the whole impeachment discussion. I mean, let’s get serious- it’s probably never going to happen.
Being Pro-choice Is Not Pro-abortion
A friend of mine once declared: “I am pro-life. I believe that every child has the right to be born. But that is a choice I would only make for myself.
Have A ‘PSYCHO-tic’ Mother’s Day
It all begins with me, though in this tale, I’m at the tender age of five years old. At this point in my life, I was still bright-eyed, bushy-tailed.
Love, Loss, Lawsuits, and Jerry Springer
I used to love The Jerry Springer show. I know that isn’t something most people would admit to, but I figure that if there are people willing to admit.
A Long Way Down—A Short Story
My name is Tom Cochran. I’m a captain in the United States Air Force and an astronaut. This is the happiest day of my life.
Donald Trump, Twitter, and Transparency
This week, God-Emperor Shitgibbon summoned Twitter CEO and spineless jellyfish Jack Dorsey to bend the knee, and plant his lips on the royal butt-cheek.
When Rape Is Not a Joke
George Carlin famously said that you can joke about anything, including sensitive subjects such as rape. It just depends on the context of the joke.
Please Don’t Die On Me—A Short Story
Michael was exhausted from his flight home. Ten hours in coach, flying back from Europe was like being sealed in an iron maiden without the spikes.
In One Second- A Short Story
Everything was black, although it felt like the world was spinning. I want to open my eyes, but it feels as if my lids have gone from being made of flesh.
A Quick Word About ‘Creepy’ Joe Biden
In the 1983 film, D.C. CAB, comedian Paul Rodriguez had a tagline that still resonates today- “It’s tough to be a man, baby!”
Looking Beyond the Mueller Report
So, the much-anticipated Mueller report was finally released last Friday, and it wasn’t quite the explosion everyone was anticipating.
Donald Trump: Picking a Fight With A Dead Guy
Donald Trump is an idiot. I say that in almost every article I write to the point that I’m beginning to think I should begin all my correspondence with it.
Donald Trump: More Coward Than Bully
Donald Trump is a coward in every sense of the word, not that I’m telling you anything new. He likes to come off like he’s the top cock of the walk.