The ‘F’ Word and Life In a State of Constant Negativity
My whole life, I’ve been told that I’m a negative person and I only focus on the dark side of existence. My usual response...
Donald Trump: Worst Comedian Ever
A few months ago, a friend of mine tried to get my goat by telling me, “Dude, you’re not funny! In fact, Donald Trump is...
Perhaps the Funniest Trump Insult So Far
[caption id="attachment_148676" align="alignleft" width="300"] Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.[/caption] So I’ve heard that Donald Trump has had a pretty bad week. There was his war of...
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Berner Scorned
There’s a lot of words you can use to describe the 2016 Democratic National Convention, but ‘boring’ wouldn’t be one of them. Sure, we didn’t...
Sell Donald Trump Your Vote
I’m a notorious insomniac. I dunno why, but I’m one of those people who can’t seem to shut their brain off. That being said, I...
The Republican National Convention: The Clown Show to End all Clown Shows
So Donald Trump had his big coming out party this week, and it was every bit the shit-show we expected it to be. Fear mongering,...
Girls, Guns, and the GOP
Admittedly, it’s been a tough couple of weeks. Between the police shootings, terrorist attacks in France, and an attempted overthrow of the Turkish government, there...
Why This Mexican is Voting for Donald Trump
With two days before the California primary, I realized that I had a very important decision to make. When the election began and Donald Trump...
Ben Carson: Sleepwalking His Way Into the White House
Okay, I’m going to start this article by asking a favor of you all. Go to Google and look up the word, “Somnambulism”. Go ahead,...
A Quick Word About Kim Davis and So-Called Religious Persecution
There are few things life that I find perplexing, and nothing more so than the bible. Among its heavy-handed rules on how to live your...
On Donald Trump, Josh Duggar, Jared Fogle and Other Muddled Missives After Midnight
Let me preface this by saying that I would much rather be asleep in my bed than in front of my keyboard. The last few...
Bill Cosby is Morally Repugnant But Is the Burden of Blame His Alone?
Denial is a funny thing. Sometimes it’s used as a mental defense mechanism, or it can be a tool we use to deny a reality...
The Gregory B. Gonzalez Guide to the 2016 Republican Presidential Debates
Here we are, three days after the first of the 2016 Republican debates, and I feel the same way I did after the 9/11 attacks-...
Mike Huckabee: America’s Number One Snake Oil Salesman
Donald Trump is a jackass. That’s a given. But when I look at someone like Mike Huckabee, on some level, I’m thinking, “Now he seems...