Prayers do not deter gun violence
As many of my fans know, gun violence pisses me off. Not because of the act of violence itself, but because of the sheer amount...
Ann Coulter-Worse than Donald Trump?
I know what you’re thinking- “Gregory B. Gonzalez isn’t shy about making fun of republicans, so why hasn’t he ever written anything about Ann Coulter?”...
The Donald-From The Apprentice To The Biggest Loser
I think it’s safe to say that I’m getting sick of writing about Donald Trump. While it was fun at first, now it’s just getting...
10 Ways To Poke Fun At Donald Trump
I was browsing the internet when I came across an article entitled: "10 Things You Can Do to Make Listening to Donald Trump More Interesting" and...
What the Republicans Don’t Dare Say About Immigration
Every time I hear some conservative blowhole open his mouth about illegal immigration and how we need to secure our borders, it makes me want...
How Can Donald Trump Build His Great Wall Without Mexicans to Build It?
Donald Trump is a dick. I suppose I could end this article with those five words, but unfortunately, I can’t because Mike would send me...
Caitlyn Jenner’s Unsung Hero
Earlier this week, the world was introduced to the newest celebrity beautiful person- Caitlyn Jennner. For those of you who have been living under a...
Texas Ted Cruz-Born to Lose
Tell me something- do you ever get a throbbing headache that just refuses to go away? You know, the kind where you want to pick...
The Sarah Palin Virus
How’s this for a topic sentence: “Sarah Palin is a frothing moron.” Hold up- did I say ‘frothing moron’? Excuse me, I meant to say...
Citizen Journalism: The New Media or Cheap Labor?
My name is Gregory B. Gonzalez, and I am a citizen journalist. Or so they tell me. What does that really mean however? To be...
Christian Swingers: Holier Than Thou or Just Full of It
Sometimes, being a liberal is hard. You want to be a tolerant and understanding person while trying to accept other people’s eccentricities. But then there...
Who is God Anyway?
As you may or may not have noticed by now, I am not a fan of organized religion. It’s nothing more than a tool used...
You Cannot Have A Civilized Debate With a Conservative
How many are sick of these right-wing blowhards spouting their mindless drivel on television and the internet? I don't know about you, but I just...
Cee Lo Green: Misunderstood Genius or Total Douchebag?
I’ll be upfront with you- I dislike Cee-Lo Green. You know what? I take that back- I fucking hate the guy. I think he sucks...