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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Liberal Hypocrisy At It’s Finest

Hoping we all haven't had enough of hearing about Virginian elected officials being racists and sex fiends, I submit yet another op/ed on the subject.…

Democrats Will Only Be Able to Run Eunuchs and Vestal Virgins Soon

Years ago I advised a potential office seeker to run as a Republican, In my district, that's pretty much all one has to do to win an election. …

We Republicans Love God—We Just Don’t Like Jesus

What really sets us apart from Democrats is our embracing of hate and bigotry. Haters and bigots and religious zealots vote.…

Kamala Harris Is the Great Dusky Hope

Perhaps the title is bigoted, at least insensitive, but the conversation and strategy need to be discussed by everyone enlightened.…

Many Women Have Bigger Balls Than Donald Trump

Most members of my sex learn in high school not to brag about the size of our naughty bits. Not one person I've ever known has pulled down his trousers.…

Gaytriots, Female Orgasms, Evolution and Other Liberal Myths

Hearing of the Supreme Court's ruling upholding our great President's ban on transgender weirdos in our manly military was music to my ears.…

Donald Trump: The Art of No Deal

Seeing as how so many confuse my hero Donald Trump's negotiating with haphazard confusion, it is my duty as a loyal conservative Republican to educate.…

Gillibrand’s Movement Now Called “Why Me?”

In my years watching politics I've noticed a flaw most of the people running for office have: it's thinking way too highly of themselves.…

How Mike Pence Knows What Sh*t Tastes Like

One of the guys I work with texted me before our shift and said don't bring supper. He made what he called his world-famous chili and was bringing it in.…

Trump Replacing Satan As the Father of Lies

We Republicans fully understand that sometimes lies or killing of Middle Eastern children, or the occasional killing of an innocent black guy are necessary.…

When Gay is the New Jew

Not long ago comedian Kevin Hart was castigated and vilified for jokes from an old stand up routine that Gays were the brunt.…

Hillary Was Right—That’s Why We Should Lock Her Up

Many is the night I sit watching Fox News propaganda while tweaking a nonexistence mustache and snickering evilly. Not that I have a right to evilly snicker.…

Behind Lindsey Graham’s Tough Talk is the Heart of a Pansy

Unlike most of my Republican comrades, I am not one to be fooled by those that talk tough. Face it: Donald Trump is not a tough guy. …

Why Claire McCaskill Is One Crazy Democrat

Outgoing Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill has achieved more attention since she lost to the woefully inadequate Josh Hawley. …

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