Man Killed By Train Sued By Bystander Hit By Body Parts

“So you had a bad day,” as the song starts out. Well, yours had to be better than did Hiroyuki Joho back in 2008 as he was hurrying to some unknown destination on a rainy day in Chicago.

Did Apple’s iPhone Siri tell boy to STFU?

For all the kind and helpful advice that Apple’s Siri personal assistant gives out, don’t ever catch it on a bad day, or it’ll tell you off in ways your mother would not approve.

White House denies knowledge of UFO’s

I believe in UFO’s because I believe there is life on other planets. I also believe that the evidence of unidentified flying objects is substantial.

Pope’s Publisher Publishing Porn

Normally the principle of the the three “P’s” Publisher, Publishing, Porn, wouldn’t raise any eyebrows unless that publisher is owned by the Pope of Rome, as in this case.

Canada restaurant bans peeing standing up

So it’s not exactly a ban in the proper sense, but there is apparently a restaurant in Canada with signs in the restroom instructing its male occupants not to stand up when they pee — presumably because they’re sick of cleaning up the aftermath of terrible aim. (You know who you are.)

Don’t forget world ends at 6PM today

Just forget about the guy carrying the sign that reads “The End Is Near.” According to a loon named Harold Camping “The End Is Here” for our world.

Chicago woman attacks husband with cupcakes

Well, it’s one way to lose weight: A Chicago woman was charged with domestic battery this weekend for hurling cupcakes at her husband.

Mysterious weed closing beaches at Caribbean resorts

Gigantic piles of brown seaweed that reek of rotten eggs are piling up on beaches in the eastern Caribbean, forcing resorts to shut down and keeping swimmers from the ocean.

Siberians: Abominable Snowman exists

Siberian officials say they’ve uncovered concrete proof of an Abominable Snowman living nearby.

Man decides to murder ex-girlfriend by becoming a bear

A New York nut job decides to commit murder and the plans he concocts to do the foul deed are, well, nutty to say the least.

Human skin blended with spider silk said to be bulletproof

Dutch artist Jalila Essaïdi and cell biologist Abdoelwaheb El Ghalbzouri have blended spider silk with human skin to produce material that is three times stronger than kevlar.

Tom Cruise daughter Suri enrolled in Scientology academy

The daughter of the world’s most famous Scientologist matriculated at the New Village Leadership Academy in Calabasas, California, which employs educational methods developed by L. Ron Hubbard