Michele Bachmann number one presidential hopeful? You’re kidding right?
Now who would have ever thought that the Republican field of presidential aspirants was so hopeless that someone like Michele Bachmann could actually rise to the top. Read this quick little summary for more.
U.S. sues Starbucks for firing a dwarf
What’s up Starbucks? Not only do you have the most overpriced coffee in the world, you also seem to have one fewer dwarf. Read the full article to learn more.
Scott Walker wants to deny same sex couples right to hospital visits
Wisconsin may well go down in history as having the most evil governor ever, as Scott Walker continues with his mission to destroy the civil rights of the minorities. Read the shocking story.
Bank of America, Chase and others may be prosecuted for fraud
The big banks have been screwing homeowners for years by making false claims about foreclosures. Read the story here.
Why the sudden break up? Arnold was a Daddy but Maria wasn’t the Mommy
Let’s face it, being the terminator can be hell and being a barbarian is even worse, as Maria Shriver found out, shortly after Arnold left office. Read the full scoop here.
Chief of IMF sent to Riker’s Island
We’ve all heard the old saying: money can’t buy happiness. Well, it apparently can’t always buy freedom either as Monsieur Strauss-Kahn can no doubt attest.
High Court Expands Warrantless Search Provisions
In a decision that is a decided plus for the good guys and a minus for the bad guys the SCOTUS is giving law enforcement wider discretion over 4th Amendment restrictions. Read the story and what it might mean for you right here.
British tourist begged for help before beheading
A British woman pleaded with security to protect her from her attacker, but help was not forthcoming. Read the horrible story here.
Baby bear, leopards found in bags at airport
The practice of international animal trading is increasing as the demand for exotics in locations such as Dubai and other wealthy Arab republics rises. Here is the latest on an arrest in Thailand:
May 21, 2011: Only 5 more shopping days ’til the Rapture
This poor deluded bastard is so sure Jebus is coming he has thrown away his entire life savings. Read this incredible story.
SETI searching 86 planets for alien life
The Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) continues, despite budget cuts. This search, however, is different. Read this interesting article.
Gingrich hints at civil war if Obama re-elected
Newt Gingrich, speaking in Georgia, compared the 2012 general election to the 1860 election. Naughty Newt, very naughty.
Bush to Obama on Osama: Good call!
Former President Bush talks about his reaction to the news of the death of Osama bin Laden. See the story inside.
Massive quake to destroy Rome May 11, 2011
Thousands of people are reported to be staying out of Rome for the next few days, over fears the city will be hit by a huge earthquake. Read the latest silly story.