Huge “fish kill” in Louisiana-Natural causes or otherwise?

Hundreds of thousands of fish and other sea creatures dead in Louisiana.

Pope will see pregnant nun eating ice cream

After drinking beer in Scotland, Pope Benedict is going to be treated to something equally cold in London.

Tea Bagger Carl Paladino wins NY Republican Primary

Another Nutter knocks on the political door. New York? You gotta be kidding me.

Anti-masturbation candidate Christine O’Donnell wins Delaware GOP primary

Christine O’Donnell, the anti-masturbation abstinence advocate of Delaware, Tea Bagger candidate, and religious fanatic, has defeated moderate Mike Castle in the GOP primary.

95% of Cubans work for State – Not for much longer

The Cuban economy looks like it is beginning to lean toward a Western European style mixed model. Expect travel restrictions to be eased. The airlines will be chomping at the bit. Vacation anyone.

Pentagon tries buying entire print run of new book

I must get into this business, write a book, and then get some government agency to buy every copy.

Man fired for stealing 2 cents worth of electricity

When you plug your phone in at work, someone is watching.

Lady Gaga wins over gay bacon lovers

Lady with lots of awards at MTV VMAs last, dressed in a meat colored dress, paying tribute to her gay fans.

Google wants to be third half of your brain

Google is saying we are all working way too hard and wants to do all the thinking for us. Hey Google take the trash out for me.

USDA egg inspectors not all they are cracked up to be

USDA egg inspectors are too hard boiled says WSJ.

Overhead cell phone conversations drive us nuts

Does hearing someone else talk on their cell phone drive you up the wall?

Hi! Kick me in the crotch,please. I’m a Democrat!

Preferring progressive policy over Wall St oriented policy is neither stupid nor misguided-it’s right.

A Little Good News from Roger Ebert

Pulitzer Prize winner Roger Ebert is returning to the airwaves.