Brexit, Trump or No, Stop Whining and Look on the Bright Side of Life
Civilization isn’t over because of Brexit. Britain isn’t going to sink into the North Sea and the English Channel just because of a few foreigners.
Why America Should Be Alarmed By The European Union
The last time America had cause to be concerned by a 'union' it had the word 'Soviet' in front of it. Now it may well...
A Message From ‘The Tall Man’ Who Should Rule The World
I can but apologise profusely to one of my greatest heroes, Mr John Cleese esq. I have borrowed this transcript from him and intend to...
Happiness is Monty Python’s Flying Circus!
The Pythons are giving a reunion concert at the O2 Arena in London. Some are 'slagging them off' for returning after 40 years in the...
Do You Have A Song You Just Can’t Stand?
Hated songs, we all have them right? Forget boy band songs, because I will cut you if you say New Kids suck and come on,...
Cold Calling Nightmares
Do you guys in the USA get 'cold callers' on your telephones and mobiles? What, precisely, is the point of accepting a position as a...
Wizard101 and the Knights who say NI!
A few days ago, I was in the kitchen, scrubbing unidentifiable stain number 212 off the stovetop, when, from the computer room, I heard “MOM!...
Fifteen of the Funniest Movie Lines Ever
We need a laugh. It’s been a weird week, what with the Doomsday Clock growing a wee bit closer to midnight, the whole Tebow win, those Republican debates and general malaise. It’s time for a chortle, a giggle, a guffaw, and these movie quotes are just the ticket!
Have a Sober New Year’s Eve!
New Year’s Eve is fast approaching, and already the cab companies and AAA are advertising their low cost or free rides for people who can’t stand up.
Cockney Rhyming slang to be third official language at London olympics
There’s nothing like good British comedy to brighten an otherwise unhappy day. Enjoy this funny little read.
The Life of Christ-A Nine O’Clock celebration for us happy Atheists!
The Nine O’Clock news crew comments on Monty Python and our good friend Jesus H. Christ. Enjoy the quick flick.
5 Reasons why you should watch Nicholas Cage’s “worst movie ever”
I have never been a fan of Nicholas Cage and never understood why studios even cast him. Well, once again he doesn’t disappoint. His latest is supposed to be the ultimate stinker. Read the full review…
Roly-poly fish heads!
STRANGE WOMAN: It is a most elusive fish! STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go. STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! STRANGE...