Shell to Union Workers: Show Up for Trump or Else
Union workers at a Pennsylvania petrochemical plant had two choices: Show up for President Trump’s speech and get paid or skip the day.
Trump Gang Blames Late Night Comedians For Synagogue Massacre
Before a twisted antisemite murdered 11 people at a synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on Saturday morning, the killer announced his motive:
Hundreds of Animals Seized From PA Home, Including Gators, Skunks, Tortoises
Hundreds of exotic animals were taken from two Pennsylvania homes in what officials there are calling the worst cases of animal hoarding they’ve seen.
PA Teacher To Be Fired Over Whole Grain Pancakes
Kyle Byler is a beloved 8th-grade teacher at Lancaster, Pennsylvania’s Hand Middle School and says his students “worked their butts off” during last week’s standardized testing.
Tillerson No Longer President Psychopath’s Chief Buttboy
Hey, Tillerson. What did you get for a severance package? Thoughts and fuckin’ prayers? Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha! Shouldn’t have said bad shit about Putin. Just consider yourself lucky Trump didn’t have you painted orange.
Pennsylvania Election Too Close to Call
Democrat Conor Lamb has claimed victory in Pennsylvania’s special election, but his rival Republican Rick Saccone says he’s not giving up yet. And no matter who is announced the victor, analysts are at odds over what the race means for the rest of the country in the midterm elections. The latest polling shows Lamb at 49.8…
All the Ways Daylight Saving Time Screws With You
When entire countries lose an hour of sleep simultaneously, bad things happen. Gimme back my hour. Pixabay Only a narrow band of people are really that affected by daylight saving. But gosh darn it, we will complain about it loudly every year. The annual switch to daylight saving time (DST) is the hour that launched a…
Eye Eating Parasite Attacks Guest At Pittsburgh Amusement Park
Its website proclaims Kennywood “Pittsburgh’s best amusement park.” Robert Trostle would likely append “for contracting an eye-eating parasite” to the end of that. That’s what the Squirrel Hill man is claiming happened to him during a July 2 visit to the Pennsylvania park, per a negligence lawsuit filed Tuesday.
Original Sin
Any conversation sufficiently long will eventually result in accusations of racism. It’s driving me off the internet and particularly un-moderated venues frequented by younger people for whom anything, even a benign comment is a something-ism.
Trump, Unaware That He Already Won, Continues His Presidential Campaign In Pennsylvania
Donald Trump, apparently unaware that he won the presidential election, marked his 100th day in office on Saturday, by claiming historic action on his agenda, reports the AP, renewing promises on health care and taxes and attacking the news media that he says is misleading Americans in a rally in Harrisburg at the Pennsylvania Farm Show Complex and Expo Center.
‘Holding A BIG Rally!’ Crazy Old Man Keeps Applying For A Job He Already Has
On Donald Trump's website sits his contract "with the American voter" noting what he will accomplish during his first 100 days in office. That was...
Say No To President Trump: On January 20th, 2017 Go Dark For the Day
This whole election has been one false hope on top of another. First, we had Bernie. Now those of us who were early into Bernie-mania never...
When Will Trump Get Serious About Being President?
During the election I had written that if Trump became president I would respect the office he held, just as I did with George W....
Report: Jill Stein campaign drops recount effort in Pennsylvania
Washington (dpa) - US Green Party candidate Jill Stein has dropped a state-wide recount of the presidential election in the state of Pennsylvania, National Public...