Shell to Union Workers: Show Up for Trump or Else

Union workers at a Pennsylvania petrochemical plant had two choices: Show up for President Trump’s speech and get paid or skip the day.

Trump Gang Blames Late Night Comedians For Synagogue Massacre

Before a twisted antisemite murdered 11 people at a synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on Saturday morning, the killer announced his motive:

Hundreds of Animals Seized From PA Home, Including Gators, Skunks, Tortoises

Hundreds of exotic animals were taken from two Pennsylvania homes in what officials there are calling the worst cases of animal hoarding they’ve seen.

PA Teacher To Be Fired Over Whole Grain Pancakes

Kyle Byler is a beloved 8th-grade teacher at Lancaster, Pennsylvania’s Hand Middle School and says his students “worked their butts off” during last week’s standardized testing.

Tillerson No Longer President Psychopath’s Chief Buttboy

Hey, Tillerson. What did you get for a severance package? Thoughts and fuckin’ prayers? Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha! Shouldn’t have said bad shit about Putin. Just consider yourself lucky Trump didn’t have you painted orange.

Pennsylvania Election Too Close to Call

Democrat Conor Lamb has claimed victory in Pennsylvania’s special election, but his rival Republican Rick Saccone says he’s not giving up yet. And no matter who is announced the victor, analysts are at odds over what the race means for the rest of the country in the midterm elections. The latest polling shows Lamb at 49.8…

All the Ways Daylight Saving Time Screws With You

When entire countries lose an hour of sleep simultaneously, bad things happen. Gimme back my hour. Pixabay Only a narrow band of people are really that affected by daylight saving. But gosh darn it, we will complain about it loudly every year. The annual switch to daylight saving time (DST) is the hour that launched a…

Eye Eating Parasite Attacks Guest At Pittsburgh Amusement Park

Its website proclaims Kennywood “Pittsburgh’s best amusement park.” Robert Trostle would likely append “for contracting an eye-eating parasite” to the end of that. That’s what the Squirrel Hill man is claiming happened to him during a July 2 visit to the Pennsylvania park, per a negligence lawsuit filed Tuesday.

Original Sin

Any conversation sufficiently long will eventually result in accusations of racism. It’s driving me off the internet and particularly un-moderated venues frequented by younger people for whom anything, even a benign comment is a something-ism.

Trump, Unaware That He Already Won, Continues His Presidential Campaign In Pennsylvania

Donald Trump, apparently unaware that he won the presidential election, marked his 100th day in office on Saturday, by claiming historic action on his agenda, reports the AP, renewing promises on health care and taxes and attacking the news media that he says is misleading Americans in a rally in Harrisburg at the Pennsylvania Farm Show Complex and Expo Center.