Rick ‘Teach ’em CPR’ Santorum Claims Laura Ingraham Has “Long Record of Responsible Journalism”
CNN contributor (a puzzle in and of itself) and failed politician Rick Santorum blasted Democrats and gun control activists for “demonizing” Fox News host Laura Ingraham after she was accused of bullying a shooting survivor from Parkland, Florida.
This Pompous Ass Attacked the ACA While Knowing Little About It
I wish people – specifically lawmakers – like Rick Santorum, would just shut his pie hole when he makes stupid comments like this. I have a pre-existing condition, and it is called Systemic Lupus.
Bye-Bye George-Pataki to Drop Out of 2016 Race
George Pataki will reportedly drop out of the 2016 presidential race, leaving twelve Republican candidates vying for the nomination. Pataki, the former governor of New...
The Best One-Liners from the Second Republican Debates
Six hours. Fifteen candidates. Multiple zingers. Here are the best one-liners from the two Republican presidential debates hosted by CNN at the Ronald Reagan Presidential...
Why Does the New York Times Appear To Have it in for Hillary Clinton?
When the New York Times commissioned a cover for the January 24, 2014 issue of its Sunday Magazine, the result was an eye popping departure...
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Donald Trump
After careful and cautious consideration I have decided to pull my support for Rick Santorum and go all in for Donald Trump. Like it or not, I...
7 Looney Right-Wing Predictions About SCOTUS Gay Marriage Ruling
As we all know by now the Supreme Court has ruled in favor gay marriage, much to the chagrin of the Right Wing nutters. A...
Darin LaHood Embraces His Inner Right Wing Kook
Of course I was a “homer” in the race to replace the very pretty, yet disgraced, Congressman Aaron Schock. My favored candidate, however, was the...
Gay Marriage Is Violation of First Amendment Says Wannabe President Rick Santorum
Let's face it folks, the right wing clown car is, well, full of clowns and the one that seems to occupy the front seat these...
Why Pope Should Only Speak When He Agrees With Rick Santorum
While perusing the internet searching for articles defaming my good friend Rick Santorum I had the misfortune of coming across another bastion of atheism and...
A Republican Guide to Creationism and Global Warming
With my good friend Rick Perry joining the pack of my other good friends seeking the republican nomination for president, I feel it is my...
Why Rick Santorum Towers Above the Other Candidates
Much to my relief my good friend Rick Santorum finally announced his candidacy for the presidency. A truer patriot and man who understands the average...
Crazy Rick Santorum Loves Waterboarding
One of the craziest senators to ever stalk the grounds of the capitol is Rick Santorum, and he gets crazier everyday. He supports torture as a means of extracting information and you won’t believe what he says after that….
Aspirin Between My Legs and Daddy’s Radio
by Jeffrey Zaiser: A while back, there was this man named Foster Friess, like the swirly cone place, that's how I remember. He came on...