‘Ecstatic’ Jesus Junkies See SCOTUS Appointment As Chance To Overturn Roe, Obergefell

They’re weeping for joy in Jesus Land as Religious leaders click their heels in downright glee at the announcement of Kennedy’s retirement. 

Kennedy Retirement A Source of Sorrow For Liberals

Do we want to end up as the generation thought of like all those others that we think sat idly by and watched a once beautiful land of freedom and prosperity turn into a country that quotes religious scripture in justification for its laws?

With Gorsuch On the Horizon Could Roe V. Wade Being Overturned?

If you care about the future of abortion rights, now is a good time to worry.

The Wonder Bread Candidates

What’s whiter than white, soulless, has no empathy and looks like a poster for the Klan? Why it’s Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan!

Exclusive! Mitt Romney’s Inaugural Address

Mad Mike’s America has received an exclusive copy of the rough draft for Mitt Romney’s Inaugural Address. Our source has asked to remain anonymous, simply because he doesn’t want to get strapped to the top of the car again. Rumor has it, the former governor practices this speech every night, in the bathroom, dressed as He-Man.

Dr. Shadenfreude takes on Mitt Romney

I had heard nothing from Dr. Schadenfreude in over a month, and I was concerned. What if he’d gone back to Germany because the rest of the Republican candidates were just too nutty?

Ronald Reagan Can No Longer Save Us!

With the help of FOX, today’s GOP is ruthlessly efficient in implementing its nefarious vision, and Reagan cannot step in and save us this time.

Perry supports nation’s most radical anti-abortion bill

Rick Perry is the worst Republican of all: A bible banger, not too bright, and from Texas to boot!