Trump the Liar Is Trump the Crook

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by David P. Greenberg

Look at this shit. This makes less sense than Ted Kaczynski’s chicken-scratch “Manifesto.” The more time I spend on Trump’s page, the more I become convinced he’s a paranoid psychotic. Trump should be pushing a shopping cart and talking to lampposts.

His shit looks like the kinda stuff Dylan and Klebold were writing before they went on their infamous shooting spree at Columbine.

But for all his mental illness, we need to remember two things. First, we need to bear in mind that he’s a pathological liar. There’s a tweet further down the page about some fire at Trump Tower. In it, he claims that the fire didn’t do any damage because it’s a “well-built building.” In my reply, I told him there was no fire, he’s just lying again.

Even if there were a fire, I would need to see the headline in one of the “fake news” sources – like the Washington Post – before I’d believe a word of it. See, that’s what happens when you’re an incessant liar. People stop believing you even on those rare occasions where you ARE telling the truth. And if the WaPo DID report that Trump-Fucking-Tower burned down, I’d be too busy laughing to finish the story.

Second, we need to always remember that Trump the liar is also crook. He’s always been a crook. Trump would steal the gold fillings out of his own mother’s teeth. If you left a bag of dogshit on his front stoop, he’d steal it, and think he got over on you. Trump hasn’t lived one honest day. He hasn’t worked one honest job. He doesn’t own one honest thing. Every dime Trump ever made, he stole – and his debt load exceeds his wealth by “beeyuns.” He’s nothing but a common thief and con-artist.

Related: I Weep for You America

The tragedy, regarding Trump, is that he’s the Presi… almost made it through that word before horking in my mouth… of the Former United States.

Read these tweets, then remember that this is the guy who will be “negotiating” his self-induced trade-war with “Jina.” This is the guy who will be “meeting” – allegedly – with Kim Jong Un. This is the guy who’s trying to convince us that Scott Pruitt has received “death threats” due to his “bold actions” at the EPA. In fact, this is the guy who thinks that “EPA” stands for Energy Pipeline Authorization. And above all, this is the guy who’s got his finger on the “Nuclear Button.

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David P. Greenberg

An active Food Christian, a fighter and a renegade author, I've worked everywhere and done everything. In 2006 I was diagnosed with type II Diabetes. I created a diet and exercise program, and am now, free of the disease. It is my hope to be able to help others achieve the same.
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Timmy Mahoney
6 years ago

I love your stuff there Mr. G. because it informs and brings about laughing which is always a good thing. Keep writing and we will keep reading!!!!!

Mark Willis
6 years ago

And he is all these things and we are stuck with him for almost 3 more years.

Neil Bamforth
6 years ago

Would I be correct in thinking you don’t like this chap very much?

Just asking….

😜

Joe Hagstrom
6 years ago

The Trump loving deniers simply deny the book Glenn is referring to. But they take The Bible literally even though I guarantee most of them haven’t read any of it.

Glenn R. Geist
6 years ago

Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet, and Threatens Our Lives.

It’s a book that came out almost ten years ago by Michael Specter and it’s compelling. Actually I see Denialism as the fastest growing religion in America because it actually fulfills its promise of a perfect world, a world where everything that threatens you, annoys you, challenges your ego defenses or reminds you of your abject mediocrity, is washed away in the synthetic Satori of denial. Welcome to the wonderful world.

It’s all fake news. All that damnation of Trump, it’s all fake. The demands of civilization? Political correctness and we can just deny it. Recession is prosperity, civilization is slavery and everything is fake if you don’t like it.

Reply to  Glenn R. Geist
6 years ago

I read that book, and who would have thought then we’d be where we are today?

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