Do Britain’s Brexiteers Find A Hard Brexit Erotic?

by Neil Bamforth

Prime Minister Theresa May has recently suggested to the EU that a ‘no deal’ Brexit is on the cards if they don’t get real. Or words to that effect.

Although the EU will bluster a bit about this, I suspect they will be worried.

Firstly the EU will not get the 32 billion divorce settlement which will clearly damage their finances.

Secondly, they will be concerned that if Britain makes a success of leaving – even if it takes a while – eurosceptics around Europe will be encouraged.

So, a ‘Hard Brexit’ is beginning to seem more possible by the minute.

Now, what is a ‘Hard Brexit’? I suppose it must mean a ‘no deal’ Brexit.

This turn of events has, for some inexplicable reason, caused me to have the most alarming visions of Brexiteers all becoming aroused.

Perhaps I need to take different medication?

Well, that’s what comes of hearing ‘Hard Brexit’ and ‘Soft Brexit’ virtually every day I suppose.

“Brexit means Brexit” was the earlier chant of Theresa May. Nobody had a bloody clue what that actually meant, mainly because nobody knew what ‘Brexit’ meant.

Saying it meant ‘Brexit’ was about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Now we’re increasingly hearing ‘Hard Brexit’ which still doesn’t actually mean anything – other than Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg with erections possible.

As a Brexiteer, I was never particularly passionate about it.

I’m not a fan of ‘free movement’ of people as it enables undesirables to come here as well as decent people.

I’m not a fan of the EU ‘direction of travel’. A centralized EU government being the ultimate admitted goal.

What I’m really not a fan of though is all this messing about.

No, we don’t want another bloody referendum. Been there, done that.

We voted to leave. Job done.

Let’s just get on with it so Boris and Jacob can stand up straight again.

I can’t cope with these weird visions much longer.

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