How Kim Jong-Un Understands the Power of Donald Trump
It was with great delight I found that the North Korean press has endorsed my good friend Donald Trump for President. The North Koreans under Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un understand true leadership and power.
Donald’s rants against the press no doubt impressed Dear Leader Kim. Like Dear Leader, Donald understands that freedom means keeping weirdos, hippies and anyone else that agrees with leaders like him and dear leader must be silenced. Sadly all Don has to silence them is fear and insults while dear leader has a secret police that isn’t so secret to shut up the nabobs. But when Don is elected he will be able to exercise true leadership and use the tools of government to silence the freaks and make America greater than North Korea.
True freedom is not just won on the field of battle. It’s won in the hearts and minds of those who don’t want to be bothered with nonsense like income inequality, climate change or reproductive choice. It’s won by first winning the war and then controlling the press so those who think freedom is doing whatever they want, such as lopping off one’s wiener because he wants to be a woman and then using the women’s restroom. Real freedom is really carrying whatever weapon one wants to carry anywhere he wants to carry it and cheering good and rational thinking Americans like Ted Nugent.
The Greeks invented democracy thousands of years ago but they understood real freedom meant not letting women vote or have a say in anything. Other than the goddesses but Zeus kept them in line if they got carried away.
Likewise, we must remember to this day anything not blessed as blessed by the RNC, Bible and Donald Trump must also be silenced to keep it from trampling freedom. Kim Jong-Un has accomplished this in North Korea. As President, my good friend Donald Trump will make true freedom as the Greeks and Founding Fathers meant come to reality.
In essence, this election is about freedom and crushing those who try to take advantage of it with their big mouths and silly ideas of voting and civil rights. Dangerous ideas they are.
Only Donald Trump has been endorsed by a powerful and respected world leader. He’s also been praised by Vladimir Putin of Russia. Another leader who has enjoyed the praise of my good friends at Fox News on many occasions.
Perhaps the most important aspect of these praisings and endorsements is that they also show not only the respect these great leaders have for Trump, they also show the fear they have of him. And respect is born out of fear.
Recall that the evil Iranians quickly released the hostages the day the great Ronald Reagan was sworn in as President. They knew the wrath of the silent majority of real Americans under Reagan’s leadership would crush them. They later agreed to an arms for hostages cabal with Reagan because they feared and respected him so much. That’s the kind of man we need in the White House. Putin and Kim Jong-Un understand this.
True freedom loving Americans that simply want weirdos and hippies to get a haircut, job and shut the hell up understand this also.
I doubt the atheists and abortionists that rule MadMike’s America would understand real freedom and I could, as usual, be pilloried by them. They will say they are exercising their freedom of speech. They may quote Thomas Jefferson who said atheists never did any harm. That didn’t mean he wanted them or anyone else that disagreed with great men like him or George Washington to go around demanding freedoms they disagreed with because they weren’t freedoms but perversions and weirdness. What it meant was keep your weirdness to yourself and see that you don’t do anything to spread it around.
Great leaders convince others to blindly follow. Those that can’t are silenced. Dear Leader understands this and he recognizes this quality in Donald Trump. It’s time for everyone else to also. So shut the hell up and make America great again. Vote for Donald Trump and be free!
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Those two are more alike than most think. You nailed it Joe.
Donald’s face is a little chubby like the dear leader’s. I look forward old chubby red face bringing us the same prosperity the Kim Jongs brought to North Korea.
Good on ya Joe!! Bloody funny, unless you’re serious of course 🙂
Well that being said Joe this is a good article!!! Fun and funny.
The Dear Leader will be singular. There will not be a President Trump.
I think they go to the same hair doer also too you betcha. Sorry, not sorry Joe, I already voted and I voted for my new avatar person in our primary next week where history will change to be herstory as the first vagina having American to be the nominee for a major party in these here united states..
If only you were a woman of strong moral fiber, if you had to vote for a fellow vagina owner you could have voted for an intellectual heavyweight like my good friend Sarah Palin Ms. Jess.
The Dear Leader might endorse good old Donald but I doubt that he will like him very much if he were to get elected. The planet is not big enough for those two egos to exist. My prediction is that regardless of who gets elected a lot of people in this country are going to miss Obama in about a a year.
Hell Bill, I miss him already and he hasn’t even left yet. One thing though with this no fucks to give POTUS, he will be his normal brutal yet classy self when he is turned out to campaign for my girl Hillz and I cannot wait to see it. Him, Elizabeth Warren and a couple others will knock Hair Furor to his ass no questions asked and no mercy given.
My greatest fear as a republican is that the liberals in charge will one day learn how to use sociopaths to exploit the fears and ignorance of deluded fools into voting for them.
And that is a valid fear my friend 🙂
Joe you are right! Kim and The Donald are two peas in a pod. Great men in their own right, much like Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, and etc. 🙂