Alcohol bad for legs

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A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”
“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
“No, they spread.”
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13 years ago

Rubbish!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my legs!!!!

er….Carol!!!!….Where’s me legs gone?????

oops…if my legs spread we’re doomed….hic

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