After game every man will want to be Tim Tebow
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Tom Brady is what every guy wants to be. Big time football quarterback. Successful. Hot supermodel wife. Hot ex girlfriends. A leader of men and what every guy used to want to be, but not after tonight’s Denver vs New England game. Tonight it will be Tim Tebow.
Tebow is the real deal these days. Everyone, me included, figured he’d get killed by the Pittsburgh Steelers’ defense, but not so; he made them pay. The star quarterback outplayed Big Ben Roethlisberger. He threw deep and led his team to victory. He’s now the man.
Tom Brady on the other hand is, despite New England’s record, yesterday’s news. While his numbers are still good since the Patriots defeat at the hands of the Giants a few years ago, they haven’t been back to the Super Bowl. Let’s face it sports fans, Tebow gets it done!
He beat the Jets, the Bears plus the Steelers, and no matter how wonderful a coach Bill Belichick is, Tim Tebow will prove once again he’s a great athlete and player.
Just as Tim Tebow has made a believer out of me and noted atheist and head honcho of MMA, MadMike himself, everyone in America will become believers after Tim Tebow leads the Broncos to victory tonight.
I can’t wait.
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Call the Tebow experiment…OVER
Tebow is like Eddie Stanky. He can’t hit or throw. All he can do is beat you. God’s busy watching Santorum and the other God loving republicans in South Carolina tonight anyway. Tebow is on his own.
If he wins I’ll be on ESPN’s Around the Horn Tuesday.
Sorry Joe, see my comments under the defeat post. You called it from the heart.
Joe, this is where your, and Timmy’s, dream goes under. First of all, had Roethlisberger’s ankle not hampered his mobility last week Denver would not have been where they are, and I am not a a fan of Roethlisberger at all. I was actually pulling for Denver. I am not pulling against Denver this week I am just being objective and realistic. As an athlete Tim Tebow has showed a a lot of talent and a tremendous amount of leadership in pulling Denver through this year. He has given them the spark they needed but New England has already embarrassed Denver once this year and they are hungry enough to do it again. Denver, in my opinion doesn’t have the scoring power or the defense to defeat New England. This is Saturday and I think God will be too busy to worry about Timmy. New England wins going away.
oooh. more places for me to link this video from Jimmy Fallon.
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Wonderful, because last weekend’s nonstop “the Christian beat the rapist” comments just weren’t enough. I wonder what nickname fundies will come up with for Tom Brady if the Broncos win.
Well, I’m just glad that God can take time from his busy schedule of raining toads on infidels, starving African babies and turning rivers into blood – long enough to drop everything and help Tim Tebow win the something or other bowl.