Jeb Bush wants to replace Obamacare with Obamacare

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As a staunch conservative American republican I already loath the phony Jeb Bush. Sure it’s good that my party’s wealthy benefactors are going to spend lots of money to get him elected president but his actual policies are despicably liberal and hate America.

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Bush’s latest misstatement is his comment on the monstrosity of Obamacare. He agrees that it will destroy jobs and weaken America and embolden our enemies etc. The usual bullshit we republicans toss at anything not approved by Dick Cheney and the RNC who only approve huge deficits due to defense spending and invading countries that our propaganda arm convinced weak Congressman and the kooky were a threat to very fabric of our Nation.

So Mr. Bush wants to replace Obamacare but still wants a government safety net which is what Obamacare provides with the subsidies to poor people we hate because they’re moochers that can’t afford premiums.

Bush wants a market based insurance plan which is what Obamacare has with the exchanges that have companies listed who sell health insurance.

Bush wants a state based system which Obamacare wants to be through the exchanges operated by the state but a bunch of states don’t want to run exchanges that might be successful and create a dependency on government to get a good deal on health insurance for citizens and make Obamacare look good. That must not be allowed to happen. It will weaken America and embolden our enemies and erode our work to convince Americans that government can’t do anything right.

As a side note, my favorite propaganda ploy was when we had former game show host Chuck Woollery doing adds convincing old folks that Social Security was a rip off and they should write their Congressman to complain about AARP adds demanding they protect Social Security. Many of them wrote the RNC thanking them for saving America and expressing outrage every time they got a Social Security check. None of the outraged ever sent them back though. I guess they were too outraged to buy a stamp.

There are many reasons for good, patriotic republicans to dislike Jeb Bush. At least he had the good sense to stay away from Selma this week. He understands we already had civil rights protections in The Constitution and all those protests demanding civil rights in the 60’s were just a bunch of troublemakers demanding the civil rights of proponents of Jim Crow laws be violated by repealing Jim Crow laws and adding more laws guaranteeing equal treatment for people that aren’t white. Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell understand this. But I won’t support either of them since Rand Paul talks with an Ivy League elitist tone in his voice and McConnell looks weird.

I’ll inform you of my choice soon enough and no doubt he will see a big bounce in the polls. Yes I said “he.” Women need to know their place. It’s not behind the desk in the oval office. It’s beside it, gazing lovingly at her man. The President of the United States.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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9 years ago

It’s like Invasion of the bloody body snatchers…

9 years ago

Joe you better make Mike give you that raise. You keep getting better and better 🙂

Joe Hagstrom
9 years ago

Sarah and I both are avid readers of In Fisherman Magazine. She even raises the intellectual bar with her reading of Highlights for Children. But I’m still not endorsing her for president despite her pursuit of knowledge.

Alan Mauldin
9 years ago

How dare you cast aspersions on Sarah Palin’s asparagus?!
I’ll have you know that woman can shoot a moose in the morning, skin it, cook it, make the leftovers into moose chili that she puts in the freezer, give Todd an amazing blow job and STILL have the time and energy to take cute photos of baby Trig jumping up and down on the family dog and post them on Facebook.
Can Jeb Bush do that? Herman Cain? Newt Gingrich? Well, the latter does have the advantage of loving America so much it drove him to screw around on his wives. Now that’s real love for your country. But he still would come off as Elmer Fudd if he went after big game in the great North paradise of Alaska.
The only man that comes close to the Sarahcuda is Donald Trump, who killed … something … that he then stapled to his head.
You obviously are buying into the LIEberal LAMEtream Mecdia Whores’ distortion of lovely and intellectual Palin. I mean, asking her what she reads was a totally “gotcha question.” Who, at her age, can remember the Harlequin Romance books they checked out from the Wasilla library in junior high school?

Bill Formby
Reply to  Alan Mauldin
9 years ago

Great points Alan but she always worried me about gazing at Russia from her front porch. It was almost like she had a long, lost love there she said it so much. Maybe she visualized a big, strong Russkie as the love interest in her junior high reading and can’t get him out of her mind.

Alan Mauldin
Reply to  Bill Formby
9 years ago

You mean like Vlad(imir) the Impregnater?

Joe Hagstrom
9 years ago

Sadly Jeb and the propaganda machine will have everyone convinced he’s different from George and he will get the nomination. Then just like what is happening to Aaron Schock the real Jeb, the dupe who does the bidding of Cheney and the neocons, will emerge and the base will act surprised.

At least we can count on them to vote republican no matter what though.

9 years ago

Do you now why I think this guy could actually get elected? Well it’s because the American people have been known to elect some real losers. George Bush?

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