Darin LaHood Embraces His Inner Right Wing Kook

Of course I was a “homer” in the race to replace the very pretty, yet disgraced, Congressman Aaron Schock. My favored candidate, however, was the Breitbart editor and local homeboy Mike Flynn. Anyone batshit kooky enough to land a gig with Breitbart and make a good living at it saying the same stuff about family, flags and freedom we’ve been hearing for decades can’t be all bad. The man obviously loves Jesus and his country.

His main opponent in the republican primary is former Congressman and Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHoods’ boy, Darin.   Darin has impressed me with his frequent ads touting his conservatism and how he fights for low taxes and less government.

My favorite ironies are his talking points about President Obama and how we need conservative ideas in Congress. Apparently Darren has never heard of Ted Cruz or Rand Paul or Paul Ryan and scores of others already in Congress that have the same ideas about freedom, less government and low taxes.

The best irony though his how he wants to go to Congress to fix the damage done by the Obama Administration even though his Dad, Ray LaHood, was an important member of the Obama Administration. I respect and admire Darren throwing his Dad under the bus to advance his career. He learned the lesson from Governor Christie who never recovered in the eyes of republicans for hugging President Obama during the Hurricane Sandy mess.

Darin has been endorsed by the pro worker by destroying unions and pensions Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner. He’s also been endorsed by a pro life group. I don’t know which one as most of our candidates create one when they need an endorsement from a pro life group. Nonetheless, it doesn’t matter since it’s what we republicans want to hear and if a republican says it that makes it legal.

It’s good to know that obedience still reigns in my beloved republican party. No matter the true beliefs of our candidates, in the end they know they must adhere to the rigid ideals of policies that make the wealthy party benefactors wealthier.

A fun factoid is that 67 billionaires control half the world’s wealth. Half is not enough. That’s why unions, the only group that fights for fair wages and benefits, must be destroyed. That’s why republicans must offer good things like freedom and less government and free access to any gun we want to make up for the wage and benefit losses the middle class must endure to help the job creators help them.

Darin LaHood, through his ads, has reassured me that he stands for what will save America and families by saying the nonsense grass roots republicans want to hear. May God bless him and his candidacy even though Mike Flynn would be the better candidate because I believe he really believes the stuff we demand our candidates say. There would be no worry that he would vote for something good for working Americans as it would violate our principles. So God bless him also.

In fact, May God bless everything except stuff we republicans don’t like.

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