North Korea: Who Let The Dogs Out..
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I am thrilled to be writing for MadMikesAmerica. It’s a great honour indeed (and yes, it’s spelt ‘honour’ not ‘honor’ in England where we have now established that I am residing as an Englishman)
I will be contributing articles relating to the rubble that was once the British Empire or, at least, articles from the perspective of an Englishman, hopefully of interest to our dear readers, even if only to confirm the rhyme regarding mad dogs and Englishmen.
I thought I would begin with North Korea as I’ve mentioned dogs, and why not? Somebody had to at some point…
‘New U.N. steps against North Korea over its nuclear arms program were designed to bring its sanctions regime more in line with the tough restrictions Iran is facing, but fears remain that the measures will have little impact on Pyongyang’s defiant leaders.
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice – who led the drafting of U.N. Security Council resolution 2094 adopted unanimously on Thursday as well as the bilateral negotiations with China that produced it – said, “These sanctions will bite and bite hard.”
North Korea responded with an escalation of its bellicose rhetoric, including a threat to launch a preemptive nuclear strike against the United States. It also repeated previous threats to cancel the armistice that ended the 1950-53 Korean war and moved to cut off a hotline with the South.
But will the sanctions actually bite?’
The above has been shamelessly lifted from some internet news agency. You will find that I can be inordinately lazy at times and hopefully copyright issues will arrive at my neighbors home rather than mine and given the vagaries of the British postal system it is not an unrealistic consideration. I digress but I’m afraid I do that quite a lot.
I recommend our former colony of America rouse their Navy Seals from sitting around watching an old Charlie Sheen movie, dispatch them forthwith to North Korea and air lift every dog they can find out of the country.
This will clearly choke the food supply of the North Korean people in one fell swoop – perhaps they’d better take the cats too just in case-and the nuclear crisis will be averted as they’ll starve and be too weak to press the button.
Given my instant understanding of how to defeat this odd nation it must surely become immediately clear that at least an individual remnant of our empire still survives in the deep recesses of what passes for my mind.
God Save The Queen and David Beckham.
Not necessarily in that order…..
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Oh dear Rachael….I’m already demoted to Readers Digest…;-)
Grant Naylor is two people…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Norman you’re going to be a delight to read. Laughter is the best medicine they say you know, at least that’s what Reader’s Digest used to claim 🙂
lincoln82, Mike THE MAN, Jimmy J, Mark, Jess and Bill….Thank you for your welcome. I will endeavour to entertain and inform…although entertain will generally be of preference.
As my hero Grant Naylor once said (albeit Grant Naylor is actually two people)……”You live, you die, the bit in between is called life…ENJOY”
Good start there Norman, and a hardy welcome to MMA. Actually, there is another American group more suited to the task of taking down the North Koreans for their dog eating ways. We will turn PETA loose on them and they will rue the day they ever cast a hungry eye toward any animal. PETA is a ruthless bunch and will have the DMZ pushed all the China in short order. Just ask anyone who ever though about wearing a real fur coat in front of Pam Anderson.
Here I am to shit in the punch bowl. Why send your old colony, why not get someone else to do the grunt work once in a while, we have enough to deal with domestically and foregin policy wise, no monies honeys, for another misadventure anywhere in the world. As far as airlifting dogs, yeah I will give you that with a caveat, when there is nothing for people to eat, as is probably the case for many of the north Koreans, they resort to eating whatever is available.
Take away their dogs…a pre-emptive strike. ROFL. Very funny.
Salute old bean! Funny stuff, and it won’t be my last visit. God save the bloody queen and David Beckham! HA!
Welcome to MadMike’s Norman!! Funny first submission…
Ha!! Funny, funny, funny! Nothing like a good laugh when the clocks spring forward. Thanks Norman.