How Sean Hannity Embodies the American Dream
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Ah, the American Dream. A good job or maybe your own business. Money to have the freedom to do as one pleases. A big house with a three-car garage and billiard room. A beautiful wife and a Viagra free sex life. Being rewarded for one’s hard work with a lifetime of security.
Of course, this is all nonsense. There are among us a few psychotics who love working hard but get real. The American Dream for real Americans is as the Dire Straits song said: “money for nothing and your chicks for free.” And the true embodiment of what real Americans want is Fox News personality, Sean Hannity.
Here’s a guy that makes millions of dollars a year sitting on his ass an hour a night telling lies. There are others that have this gig like Bill O’Reilly once did but I like liars that don’t get caught sexually harassing the chicks that work for him almost as much as President Trump likes heroes that don’t get captured.
We all hate the guy at work that has an easy job with no responsibility yet somehow gets paid more than everyone else. But we all want to be that guy. We dream of being that guy. Getting paid to do nothing of value. But for some reason, the boss thinks this guy is a treasure. He can do no wrong. He says the hokum the boss wants to hear and the boss rewards him.
You can all claim to have your self-respect and can sleep well at night. Sean Hannity sleeps in a nicer bed than you and he sleeps well cause it has a climate control system.
Living in Illinois I get to watch another rich guy, Governor Rauner, who some think also embodies the American Dream. He doesn’t. He’s currently under fire for being angry that he didn’t get a bigger share of a 65 million dollar settlement for something or another. Rauner had to do something for that. All Hannity has to do is sit on his ass while someone else ghostwrites a book for him.
Since we Republicans are loyal as all hell the book soon hits the best-seller list and Hannity gets millions more for doing nothing. Great gig at night reading lies someone wrote for him and while he’s sitting on his ass not reading lies others are reading lies in a book with his name on the jacket. I’m a Republican and a Christian; you know, a real American. That’s the dream I want.
If you read the George Orwell book, Animal Farm, you’d remember the character Boxer. He was a horse that vowed to get up earlier and work harder. He ended up being sent to the glue factory by Napoleon the Pig who didn’t get up earlier and work harder.
There’s a moral here somewhere. For the poor, it’s work hard until you win a lottery which we Republicans like because you ain’t gonna win the lottery and it’s a tax on the poor which we also like.
For the middle class it’s keep voting republican cause we will protect your right to own all the guns you can buy and tariff the crap out of other countries which in reality will raise prices on goods which will lead to higher sales taxes which are a greater burden on you whiners in the 99% which Republicans like.
But take solace that although republican policies have been tough on the poor and middle class since Reagan, you can be comforted by the lies the American Dream Sean Hannity will tell you about how these things are really good for you and you’re a good American cause you watch Sean Hannity because you want to be him and believe the crap he says.
Now be a good Republican and American and like and share all the Hannity posts on Facebook with your friends. Our friends in Russia can only do so much.
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I feel like I am left behind so I just went and ordered a copy of Animal Farm and will read it next week. Hannity is an ass that I do not believe for one second, believes in any of the bullshit that comes out of his mouth he does it to keep the rubes and Cletus’ of the country angry at “the other”.
I’ve no doubt you will find Animal Farm illuminating Jess. I certainly did.
Hey, I like the porn actress. She fucked Donald Trump and is cashing in on it and he can’t say a nasty word about it because she probably has proof of it. She is beating him at his own game.
We’re fucked anyway. A porn actress is treated like Katherine Hepburn these days.
So what’s wrong with that Joe? Everybody has to make a living somehow 🙂
When folk like Sean Hannity embody the American Dream we are all well and truly fucked.
‘All praise for our annointed king’ cry the evangelicals as they salivate upon the pages of their bibles upon mention of Donald J. Trump. Monstrous sycophants such as Hannity, who is no doubt receiving some form of compensation beyond his paycheck, almost certainly from the Trump Gang, represent the barking megaphones that draw in the befuddled sheep.
I agree. Hannity is the opitome of the American Dream. Hollywood studios make their money producing sequel after sequel, Hannity makes his money spewing lies and conspiracy theories. It’s the American way.
I did indeed re-read Animal Farm last week and yes, I remember the horse: “I will work harder and Napoleon is always right”
Trump works about two hours a day but he’s always right even when he’s wrong or lying or trying to become king. Maybe that’s the real American dream: living to serve a king who speaks for God. A king we can thank as he steals from us and steps on us.